Monday, May 15, 2006
Airline Business Rescue Plan
(Strictly humour, no offense intended to any parties mentioned. Remember, Newfies always tell the best "Newfie jokes"!)
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Subject: Airline Business Rescue Plan
A "Plan" to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the heck? They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see friendly, naked women. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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"Good one, Clive"!
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Subject: Airline Business Rescue Plan
A "Plan" to save bankrupt airlines: Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the heck? They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see friendly, naked women. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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"Good one, Clive"!
